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DOG JOKES / short dog gags

gooddalmatiandog said:
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!
627 days ago
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avatar baddogboy replied:
Bonjour
I have some short ones too

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?
When the door is open !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
What happens when it rains cats and dogs ?
You can step in a poodle !
What kind of dog does Dracula have ?
A bloodhound !
What is the only kind of dog you can eat ?
A hot dog !
What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ?
A sausage dog !
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?
That hit the spots !
What do you do if your dog eats your pen ?
Use a pencil instead !
Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because they have two left feet !
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
627 days ago
avatar herbiedog replied:
Those are good ones..

I've been sitting here laughing away to myself
627 days ago
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